by Amy | Nov 10, 2014 | Couplehood, My Family, Pregnancy
Always love to have a post up on Scary Mommy. Just beware, saucy language ahead. “Honey, there’s something wrong with my taint!” I yell to my husband. “Your what?” “My taint. How have you lived to be 39 without…oh, never mind. It’s called the taint because it ain’t...
by Amy | Jan 22, 2014 | Babymaking, My Family, Vanity
Remember that time I was on Ricki Lake? (I’m going to assume she wasn’t canceled because of me.) Anyway, guess what? I’m going to be on TV again! And this time, I’m bringing Viv. That post I wrote about my secondary infertility struggle, the...
by Amy | Nov 7, 2013 | Babymaking, Infertility, My Family, Parenthood
As a mom, there are a few questions I hate answering: When are you due? Um, never, that bump is left over from the baby who’s now in preschool. When are you going back to work? I don’t know! I’m not ready. Are you planning to have another one? Lady, unless...
by Amy | Oct 27, 2013 | My Family
The most popular post I ever wrote made fun of my aging back, not once but three times. My back is having its revenge. Here are some of the words doctors used to describe the discs between my vertebrae: Herniated Ruptured Slipped Fragmented Extruded (That last one...