Viv turns two next month, and I’m already panicked by the thought that she will not always live under my roof. To help calm my fears, I’ve drafted a letter full of sound parental wisdom that I plan to give my daughter when it’s time for her to leave the nest. Dear Viv, Tomorrow, you’re [...]
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A Letter to My Daughter Who is Starting College (In 16 Years)
Posted in My Family, Parenthood Also tagged baby, Beastie Boys, blog, boys, college, drinking, fraternity, friends, funny, girls, Girls Gone Wild, growing up, humor, letter to my daughter, Madonna, mom, mommy, SAHM, Sam Kinison, Titanic, toddler, university, When Harry Met Sally, Whole Foods 13 Comments
REALLY!?! with Amy: IVF Edition
One of my favorite Saturday Night Live bits ever was Seth Myers and Amy Poehler doing “REALLY!?!” during Weekend Update. I’ve found myself channeling them a lot this week. I mean, the fertility doctors we’re paying to get me pregnant have like 30 years of medical school between them but somehow I’m in charge of [...]
Posted in Babymaking, My Family Also tagged Amy Poehler, baby, blog, fertility, funny, humor, injections, IVF, meds, mom, mommy, needles, parenthood, SAHM, Seth Myers, SNL, toddler, TTC, wine 4 Comments


writer currently at home with my little girl, Viv. The twist is that while I am raising my daughter, I am also planning my wedding to her father.















