Have you ever seen The Stepford Wives—the awesome original or the campy/crappy remake? I got to thinking about the robot that would replace me if I lived in Stepford, and how easy it would be to program it. There are only about 30 things that I do all day – I just do each of [...]
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Instructions for Robot, aka the 30 Things I Do Most Each Day
Posted in My Family, Parenthood Tagged baby, blog, Cheerios, Facebook, funny, humor, mom, mommy, parenthood, Robot, SAHM, The Stepford Wives, toddler, toys, Twinkle Twinkle 12 Comments
When Did My Toddler Become A Tween?
What happened to my little baby? Here’s my tween I mean toddler looking bored while hanging out with her parents…
Posted in My Family, Parenthood Tagged baby, blog, fashion, funny, growing up, humor, kids, mom, mommy, SAHM, slumber party, toddler, tween 2 Comments
I Live-Blogged My Ricki Lake Show Appearance Just For You
Today was the day! I appeared as a guest on The Ricki Lake Show for an episode called “40 and Pregnant.” I am neither 40 nor pregnant, but I was both of those things when I carried my daughter Viv, and I came on the show to provide the Carriage Before Marriage angle. I don’t [...]
Posted in My Family, Our Situation, Vanity Tagged 40 and Pregnant, Amy Wruble, baby, blog, blogger, Daddy, Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, FOX, funny, humor, mom, mommy, mother, pregnant, Ricki Lake, SAHM, The Ricki Lake Show, toddler, triplets, TTC, TV, workout 9 Comments
7 Lame Things That Turned Awesome When I Became A Parent
We all know parenthood changes a person. But did you know that parenthood has the power to transform seemingly lame things into really awesome ones? I mean, stuff I used to roll my eyes at, I’m totally into now. Check it: 1. Drive Thru – I’m a reasonably fit vegetarian and before I had a [...]
Posted in Couplehood, My Family, Parenthood Tagged baby, blog, buffet, Carl's Jr., chain restaurants, childcare, Club Med, Club Med Ixtapa, CPK, cruise, dinner & a movie, drive thru, fast food, funny, granny panties, humor, Jack in the Box, mom, mommy, SAHM, Skype, The Bachelor, thongs, toddler, vacation 20 Comments
Don’t Sugar Coat It
My birthday is the deadline. If I’m not pregnant by then, I’m pulling out the big guns and doing IVF (It’s Very Fancy). Did I mention my birthday is this weekend? Yeah, so, to prepare, I scheduled a consultation at the fertility practice where we did IUI. I didn’t think I could handle any more [...]
Posted in Babymaking, My Family Tagged baby, birthday, blog, candy, chromosome, Dr. Rosenpenis, egg, fertility, funny, humor, IUI, IVF, mom, mommy, pregnant, reproduction, SAHM, Starburst, The Huffington Post, toddler 5 Comments
writer currently at home with my little girl, Viv. The twist is that while I am raising my daughter, I am also planning my wedding to her father.
