I’m 40 years older than my daughter, Viv. As my mother helpfully pointed out, if Viv waits until she’s 40 to have kids like I did, then I’ll be 80 (eighty!) before I’m a grandma. Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t be in any rush to explain safe sex to my daughter. Is being a teen mom [...]
Monthly Archives: June 2012
Why I’ll Encourage My Daughter To Have Babies Sooner Than I Did
Posted in Babymaking, Couplehood, My Family, Parenthood, Pregnancy Tagged advanced maternal age, baby, blog, cervix, fertility, funny, gestational diabetes, glucose intolerance, grandma, humor, mom, mommy, MTV, Octomom, pregnant, SAHM, sibling, toddler 12 Comments
Before & After
Before After
Posted in My Family, Parenthood Tagged baby, blog, change, dad, Daddy, Father's Day, funny, humor, mom, mommy, parenthood, SAHM, toddler 2 Comments
Swede and Sour
I’m not just a fake blonde—I’m something of a Swedophile. I drive a Volvo, cared for by Bjorn at the Swedish Otto Kleenik. I enjoy lingonberry jam. My favorite muppet is the Swedish Chef. But Ikea, we need to talk.


writer currently at home with my little girl, Viv. The twist is that while I am raising my daughter, I am also planning my wedding to her father.















