Hi, my name is Amy and I just got artificially inseminated. Have you ever been curious about this stuff? Because I’m happy to tell you all about it. Oversharing is one of the great joys of blogging.
Monthly Archives: May 2012
The Sperminator
Posted in Babymaking, My Family Tagged baby, blog, egg, follicle, FSH, funny, HCG, hormones, humor, insemination, IUI, Kubrick, mom, mommy, ovulate, pregnant, progesterone, SAHM, semen, sperm, The Shining, trigger shot, TTC, ultrasound 2 Comments
Selling Out
You may have noticed that this blog has sponsors now. I hope you don’t mind. BlogHer was really cool about it, allowing me to approve and reject various categories of advertising. I said no to Republicans (sorry, Dad) and yes to booze (you’re welcome, mommies), but mostly I’m seeing ads for diapers and minivans. That’s [...]
A Running Start
Whenever I schedule a daytime babysitter, it’s like a bliss/panic swirlie cone as I try to knock weeks’ worth of items off my to-do list, rapid fire. Today, I put something unusual at the top of the list.
A Little Prick
I consider myself a fairly competent person, but there are several things at which I suck. My penmanship is messy. My desk is even messier. I am cranky in the morning. I am fearful of merging from the 110 freeway to the 101 and have a lousy sense of direction. Now we can add to [...]
Posted in Babymaking, Couplehood, My Family Tagged baby, BF, blog, egg, fertility, FSH, funny, humor, injections, IUI, mom, mommy, ovulation, pregnant, SAHM, shots, TTC, turkey baster, weaning 4 Comments
10 Reasons To Have Another Kid
Preface: I just got back from a family vacation so until I have a chance to blog properly, I’m linking to another piece that I wrote for Circle of Moms. If you really want to be entertained, read some of the comments below the article. People getting all riled up about comedy – I don’t [...]
Posted in My Family, Parenthood Tagged advanced maternal age, baby, blog, Brothers & Sisters, Circle of Moms, fertility, funny, humor, mom, mommy, parenthood, pregnant, Rosie Pope, SAHM, SUV, TTC 1 Comment
writer currently at home with my little girl, Viv. The twist is that while I am raising my daughter, I am also planning my wedding to her father.
